Closed Bug 63015 Opened 24 years ago Closed 24 years ago

Lions and tigers and bears, Oh my!

Categories

(SeaMonkey :: General, defect, P1)

Product:
SeaMonkey
Component:
General
Type:
defect

Tracking

(Not tracked)

Status:
VERIFIED INVALID
Milestone:
mozilla0.9

People

(Reporter: kerz, Assigned: doronr)

References

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URL
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Details

(Whiteboard: Due tomorrow or Doron is fired (celebration being planned)) 

I am shocked and saddened at the appearent down turn of the mozilla.org bug 
database, and the terrible plan that the executives have made.  Hopefully this 
is all a sick joke, and will be fixed over the weekend.
Marking nsonly so we can export this to our inhouse, confidential, Netscape-
only, private bug tracking system.  Is nsmail-1 down now or what?  Hey, anyone 
up for some lunch?  I could use some MozCafe right about now.  Or maybe I'll 
just stay in here my cube in Building 21 of Netscape.  Who's going to the all-
hands today?  Brb while I purify something.

Changing Priority to P3 since that's what it belongs at (someone explain to me 
what Priority --- means, please.)
Keywords: nsonly
Priority: -- → P3
Press 1 if you like spam.
1.
Hi Ian, Hurricane, anyone else who's shadowing me.  Oh, hi doron!
Summary: Oh my → Lions and tigers and bears, Oh my!
Nomating for beta1.  mucho importante
Approved for beta1!  Putting on [nsbeta1+] radar.

No, wait, that's too complex.  Setting to mozilla0.9.

Also removing Asa before he kills me.

Hi Doron.
Assignee: asa → doronr
Target Milestone: --- → mozilla0.9
FishCam 2000:

___________________
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<><     <><        |
  <><     ><>      |
  ><>              |
      ooo     ><>  |
  <><o   o  <><    |
      o o          |
--------------------
Feeding time...

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..   _
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_| |_______________
|                  |
|------------------|
|<><     <><       |
| <><     ><>      |
| ><>              |
|     ooo     ><>  |
| <><o   o  <><    |
|     o o          |
|__________________|
Status: NEW → ASSIGNED
Portrait of kerz:

 SSSSSSSS
 \SSSSSS/
 /-------\     ________________
 | .   . |    /                \
(|  /_   |)  / Hi!             |
 |       |  /   I'm Kerz!      |
 | /---\ |  \    How are you?  |
 \_______/   \________________/
  |     |
 / \___/ \
 |     |  |
 |     |  |
 |     |  |
 |___ /||||
          
   
Okay.

Who.

Let.

The.

Dogs.

Out.

?!?!

I'm mad.

I told you to leave them in.

and someone let them out!
Target Milestone: mozilla0.9 → Future
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Kerz 2.0

CHANGELOG:
 - update hair (kerz insists it's not curly)
 - add "cool" N to shirt
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 \|||||||/
 /-------\     ________________
 | .   . |    /                \
(|  /_   |)  / Hi!             |
 |       |  /   I'm Kerz!      |
 | /---\ |  \    How are you?  |
 \_______/   \________________/
  |      |
 / \____/ \
 |      |  |
 |    N |  |
 |      |  |
 |____ /||||
          
GO MSFT!!!!!!

/\/\ / 3 R 0 $ () F ____
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1 + 2 = 3
3 + 2 = 5
5 + 2 = 7
7 + 2 = 9
2 + 9 = 11
9 + 11 = 20
20 + 11 = 31
31 + 11 = 42

Discuss.
Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells,
Jingle all the way!

Oh what fun
it is to ride
on a one-horse open sleigh!!

Christmas.  December 25th.  Be there.

      ________
Or be |square|
      --------
Hey, Blaky, I like your sense of humor.
Kerz 2.1

CHANGELOG:
 - make kerz look happy and social (artists have license to stretch the truth a 
bit)

 - kerz complained about his hair again, so this is attempt #3.  if he 
complains again he's going bald
  
  |||||||
 /-------\     ________________
 | .   . |    /                \
(|  /_   |)  / Hi!             |
 |       |  /   I'm Kerz!      |
 | \---/ |  \    How are you?  |
 \_______/   \________________/
  |      |
 / \____/ \
 |      |  |
 |    N |  |
 |      |  |
 |____ /||||
          
  _______
 //\/\\/\|     ________________
 | .   . |    /                \
(|  /_   |)  / Hi!             |
 |       |  /   I'm Kerz!      |
 | \___/ |  \    How are you?  |
 \_______/   \________________/
  |      |
 / \____/ \
 |      |  |
 |    N |  |
 |      |  |
 |____ /||||
          
Kerz 2.2

CHANGELOG:
  -implement early prototype of eyebrows

  /\/\/\\
 /|||||||\      _______________
 | _   _ |     /               \
 | .   . |    /                |
(|  /_   |)  / Hi!             |
 |       |  /   I'm Kerz!      |
 | (___) | /     How are you?  |
 \_______/ \         !!!       |
  |      |  \_________________/
 / \____/ \
 |      |  |
 |    N |  |
 |      |  |
 |____ /||||
          
Doron, how's this nsbeta1+'er coming? Expect it by tomorrow.
URL: http://www.microsoft.com/
Severity: normal → major
OS: Windows 2000 → All
Priority: P3 → P1
Hardware: PC → All
Whiteboard: Due tomorrow or Doron is fired (celebration being planned)
Target Milestone: Future → mozilla0.9
                                                              
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Blake 2.0, try standing back from the monitor for a good view.  What a freak, 
eh?
blake: "---" means "untriaged". It is good. Deal with it.

FWIW, kerz 2.1 is the most accurate, except that the speech bubble is 
unrealistic, it should instead say "oy bitch" or some such.

Removing myself from CC list to save the sanity of those who watch me. No need
to add me back in, I already watch the QA contact, the assignee, the reporter,
and the other person in the CC list. 

(dbaron: I'm sorry you had to get all this spam...)

Marking bug INVALID in order to reduce kerz's goodness rating. I considered
marking it REMIND, but I fear the Wrath of Asa...

Oh and one more thing while I'm at it: you forgot "but I deserve to be opped,
I am in the building!"...
Status: ASSIGNED → RESOLVED
Closed: 24 years ago
Resolution: --- → INVALID
ianh@netscape.com: never touch my bugs.  Please read 
http://www.mozillazine.org/jason/Jason_Kersey_(Netscape_Instant_Messenger_QA_at_
Netscape)_bug_guidlines.txt for the rules on my bugs.
Status: RESOLVED → REOPENED
Resolution: INVALID → ---
But, but... ianh@netscape.com _hasn't_ touched your bug!

Nice to see someone who has _simple_ bug guidelines though.
Status: REOPENED → RESOLVED
Closed: 24 years ago → 24 years ago
Resolution: --- → FIXED
Ian: you're right!  What was I thinking making kerz look friendly?

  |||||||
 /-------\     ________________
 | .   . |    /                \
(|  /_   |)  / Timmah!         |
 |       |  /   Oy, biatch!    |
 | \---/ |  \    Booya         |
 \_______/   \    Bah          |
  |      |    \_______________/
 / \____/ \
 |      |  |
 |    N |  |
 |      |  |
 |____ /||||
          
Also, kerz, I'm pretty sure you cheated with those ASCII sketches of me.
verified. my first fixed bug!
Status: RESOLVED → VERIFIED
Well we can't have that...

Reopening and marking invalid to kill two birds with one stone: doron doesn't 
get a free FIXED bug, and kerz gets his goodness rating reduced.
Status: VERIFIED → REOPENED
Resolution: FIXED → ---
pokopl,;
Status: REOPENED → RESOLVED
Closed: 24 years ago → 24 years ago
Resolution: --- → INVALID
Absofrigginlutely, damnit. (Bonus points if anyone can give me the episode #.)
Status: RESOLVED → VERIFIED
simpsons?
HAH! A pitiful effort. No, not the Simpsons.
B5 Sheridan To Delenn, but I can't give the ep #.
Whoops, other way around, and second season I'd bet.
Product: Browser → Seamonkey
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