Mozilla should toast my socks

CLOSED INVALID

Status

SeaMonkey
General
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enhancement
CLOSED INVALID
16 years ago
13 years ago

People

(Reporter: Max Kanat-Alexander, Assigned: asa)

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Description

16 years ago
I've noticed that a critical feature is missing in Mozilla: the ability to toast
socks! Today, I removed my socks from my feet, and inserted them into Mozilla,
only to have them come out the same cold, white foot-comforters they were
before. If there's one thing that Mozilla really needs, it's a sock toaster.

Steps to Reproduce:
1) Remove socks from feet
2) Insert socks into Mozilla
3) Pull out socks when bell rings

Expected Results:
Toasty socks

Actual Results:
Untoasty, cold and dreary socks.

I can't stress enough what an important feature this is. When I ask myself, "Can
Mozilla toast my socks?" I have to say no, and that saddens me deeply.

All I ask is a simple sock toaster.

Thank you for your time.

-M

Comment 1

16 years ago
Funny, but INVALID. I recommend ironing your socks before wearing them as a
workaround. =:->
Status: NEW → RESOLVED
Last Resolved: 16 years ago
Resolution: --- → INVALID

Comment 2

16 years ago
Workaround: install Mozilla on a Windooze box with a Pentium 4 (2 GHz and more
recommended). Stuff both socks as close as you can to the cpu (over the
heatsink, blocking the cpu vent if there is one). Start your favorite game
(Quake, Doom, ..) and frag a few enemies. Tadaa !
Status: RESOLVED → VERIFIED
Jo's comment wins. --> closing 8)
Status: VERIFIED → CLOSED
Product: Browser → Seamonkey
Mozilla should roast my shorts
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