Closed Bug 215379 Opened 21 years ago Closed 15 years ago

ben should give hyatt $500

Categories

(Core Graveyard :: RDF, defect)

x86
Windows XP
defect
Not set
normal

Tracking

(Not tracked)

RESOLVED INCOMPLETE

People

(Reporter: hyatt, Assigned: bugs)

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Details

Ben Goodger must immediately give me 50 dollars, or I will check in code that
turns Firebird's toolbars bright purple.  I highly suggest that he somehow use
the Magic of RDF(tm) to produce the 50 dollars in a timely fashion.
Oh so original. 
Depends on: 52094
Less talk. More money.
Status: NEW → ASSIGNED
Dave, I've clearly marked dependencies. I'd love to fix this bug but I'm blocked
by bug 52094. 
Oops, how did that extra zero get in there?

I mean it.  Five-hundred US dollars, or the Bird gets it.
Summary: ben should give hyatt $50 → ben should give hyatt $500
are there any mechanism in bugzilla to vote against this bug? :)
None yet but a new Bug should be opened for that
Ok, seeing as I don't really expect that I'll either be getting or receiving any
money here, I speak as a disinterested third party.

However, as much as I'd like to see Dave get some money (especially if he helps
fix a bug in /some other browser/ where it mishandles HTTP 204 no-content
responses), this bug is marked as being dependent on platform Windows XP.  

Therefore, one might assume that Ben only has to give Dave money if he starts
working for Microsoft instead of Apple?
How about sharing a little of the wealth?
Isn't this extortion Hyatt when you threaten to color the bird purple unless you
get $500?

ex·tor·tion    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (k-stôrshn)
n.

   1. The act or an instance of extorting.
   2. Illegal use of one's official position or powers to obtain property,
funds, or patronage.
   3. An excessive or exorbitant charge.
   4. Something extorted.

You could go to jail for this.
I can't believe someone actually voted for this bug.
I started a Mozillazine Poll at
http://forums.mozillazine.org/viewtopic.php?t=19460&highlight=

Hmm.... the we might need a "Port Mozilla to car dashboard bug". SeaMonkey
Diehards like me don't mind if the bird gets it... on the other hand.. both of
you might need to prepare for assimulation by the Borg AND Donate $ (not code)
to mozilla.org

Aplogies to hyatt, no one cares about you sending the chrome registry and
modifing timebomb.first_launch_time

Necko owners:
We might need a "about:ben", "about:hyatt" and a "about:extortion". Considering
that April is far away... you'll have plenty of time to implement this. 
Note: The US $500 note is no longer in circulation.  You can purchase them on
eBay, though.

Now that bug 52094 has been fixed, what is the plan here?
Flags: blocking-aviary2.0?
Sorry about that, wrong tab -_-
Flags: blocking-aviary2.0?
QA Contact: rdf
Status: ASSIGNED → RESOLVED
Closed: 15 years ago
Resolution: --- → INCOMPLETE
Product: Core → Core Graveyard
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